Motorcyle

Michael, Michael, Motorcycle. Turn the key and watch him pee:

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In America, riding a motorcycle is considered by many to be a symbol of rebellion against the rules and norms of modern society. Because it is inherently dangerous to ride a motorcycle, men who do so are considered to be badass. Yahoo! Answers conducted a scientific study and found that 96% of heterosexual women find men on motorcycles attractive irrespective of age, height, weight, race, or mustache[9]. In addition, unconfirmed studies suggest that motorcycles give riders an infinite tolerance to alcohol as well as the ability to see clearly in dimly lit spaces even while wearing aviator sunglasses. Leather chaps are believed to contribute to these abilities, while personal hygiene is said to diminish them. Touring motorcycles, anomalously, have not been found to impart any of the aforementioned abilities to their riders and, in fact have been shown to cause impotency and old man smell.

UPDATE: Edit lasted less than a minute on Wikipedia. Seriously, who monitors the article on motorcycles that closely??? They probably don't even own a motorcycle.