Road Rage

I threw that last one in there to confuse 'em. Think it'll work? As always, if you'd like to see a topic edited on Wikipedia, leave your suggestion in the comments.

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The following are common manifestations of road rage:

* Sending angry text messages with lots of angry/frowny emoticons >-(
* Pantomiming a monkey eating its own feces to characterize another driver's intellect.
* Jettisoning one's least favorite child onto the hood of another's vehicle.
* Getting SARS and then coughing on someone else.
* Playing Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On at full volume in another's general direction while wearing earplugs to protect themself.
* Decapitating a policeman and planting the body in the trunk of someone else's car to frame them.
* Farting in a sealed jar, then using it as a Molotov Cocktail.
* Sleeping with another man's wife.
* Using anabolic steroids with the side effect of becoming extremely irritable and angry. Also known as Roid Rage.
* Punching a nun.
* Eating canned tuna fish for lunch without brushing one's teeth afterwards, then having a heated discussion using lots of words beginning with the letter 'H'.
* Ingesting large amounts of LSD and then competing in a boxing match with world heavyweight champion, Street McTarmac.
* Changing lanes without signaling.

UPDATE: Well apparently they didn't fall for it. Prank was reverted after only 4 minutes with the comment, "Please stop introducing jokes into articles, such as those you created at Road rage. Wikipedia is a serious encyclopedia, and contributions of this type are considered vandalism. Continuing to add jokes and other disruptive content into articles may lead to your being blocked from editing."