Balloon Boy Hoax

These things are selling like hot cakes!

Article HERE

Although the Heenes received a sizeable monetary fine, they are expected to recoup their losses and, in fact, make much more money in the licensing of the Falcon Heene brand. Already in production is the Falcon Heene action figure, which is capable of crouching in a life-like hiding pose and has projectile vomiting action when you ask it a question. Also in the works is the Parker Bros. board game My Parents Are F**king Psycho! in which players must avoid the pitfalls of becoming whored out for reality television show gimmicks before they can reach the age of 18. The video game, Balloon Boy, was also reportedly being planned, however preliminary testing proved extremely unpopular due to the inability of players to have any control whatsoever over their balloon’s trajectory.

UPDATE: Article was re-edited with the standard "don't submit unconstructive edits" comment after just 9 minutes. Interesting note however: I just realized that I am on a dynamic IP address so blocking me will be nigh impossible. Boosh!