Mission Statement

Have you ever been researching a serious topic and you look to the always-reliable Wikipedia for answers only to find out that some ignorant jackass has edited the article in question and in place of truths, you find instead a series of outrageous claims presented as fact? We're those jackasses. Presented for your rib-tickling enjoyment, we seek out popular wikipedia articles and edit them with preposterous statements that in no way contain any shred of valid information. This blog, and its subsequent Wikipedia edits, are not intended to be libelous or hateful, and are solely for laughs. If you can't take a joke (Ron Livingston), go fuck yourself. Besides, there are hundreds, if not thousands of Wiki trolls who monitor every change made to protect the virtue of Wikipedia and they will likely re-edit any absurd changes in short order. As a matter of fact, we will try and update the entries to reflect how long the changes were able to stay up on Wikipedia. Bonus points will be awarded (to ourselves) for edits that remain unchanged for longer periods of time and ultimate super mega bonus points will be awarded if these ridiculous edits are cited as fact in another publication (ie - newspapers, other blogs, Fox News.....ok, well Fox News doesn't count, but other television programs). So sit back, relax, and maybe you'll learn a little something you didn't already know.